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PostSubject: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:38 pm

Okay, we're just using the top five reasons to drive a B body wagon to be put on this year's T shirts. A la Letterman, let's hear 'em. Robert, you gave me the idea with your plywood byline. Thanks!

Five lines chosen by an independent judge (who happens to be a member of this forum) will be used on the shirts. I'll buy a T shirt for the author of every line used on the shirt. Winning lines to be chosen when judge says so, with plenty of time for shirts to go to print.
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:44 pm

Wagons are cool.
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:53 pm

So do I get T-shirt?

Here's another: You'd be big too, if you had HEMI for breakfast
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:08 am

Is there anything cooler than woodgrain and seating for 8?
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:34 am

Robert's inspirational quote, to get it in the running:
"Because sometimes you NEED to run 13.41 in the 1/4 with a full sheet of plywood in the back"
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:04 am

There has to be something about getting wood every morning.
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:45 am

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There has to be something about getting wood every morning.

But I unpacked mine and tossed the shipping crate......
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:04 am

My big rear (or azz) has more uses than yours!
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:18 pm

Wagons are cool - could be reason 5 and reason 1... I dunno, just a thought.

Also: The drive axle is out back where it belongs

Meh... I got writer's block.
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:08 pm

My wagon can fit your Smart Car inside!
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:28 pm

Top 5 reasons to want a GM b-body wagon

5 My kids from all three marriages fit inside.

4 When all the gasoline is gone, I can still be buried in it.

3 My woodie lasts more than four hours, and I'm telling everybody.

2 Why buy a cooler when you can carry the whole fridge!

1 My wife refuses to be seen in it.


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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:43 pm

"My wife says mine's too big for her"

"you fit right in at tailgate parties."

"Cops won't notice your woody"

"you can take seven of your closest friends for a ride".. and still have room for beer!!

"You can carry two friends and 81 cases of beer!"

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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:01 pm

(four more reasons, and I'm not even drinking yet)



Save the Whales
( trade them for something really cool when Al Gore is gone.)

Providing CO2 for 8 million trees, one tankful at a time.

Who needs Viagra when you've got a a 20 ft long woodie!

My wife says she likes it when I drive my woodie home.
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:27 pm

I can't take credit for this one, I heard it some where, but I don't remember where, may be
Bewebs?

"Corvette with love handles"

I'd hope to be able to wear this shirt to church and what not. So I hope the final picks are clean. Pretty please.
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:26 am

2000Z, forgive me for expressing the following opinion if you find it resentful, because that's all it is, just my opinion.

A t-shirt to church? Personally, I wouldn't wear a t-shirt to any church, no matter what was on it. It seems rather inappropriate, and disrespectful for the House of the Lord in any case. More appropriate for the Home Depot, House of Guitars, or International House of Pancakes.

Like I said, only a opinion, and I mean no insult, just an observation.

Moderators can feel free to delete if deemed necessary.


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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:27 am

Okay, let's keep this on topic. Top 5 list submissions only please. Wink

I will add, let's do try to keep the entries "clean". Remember, guys aren't the only ones who wear these shirts.
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:58 pm

Come on guys... don't tell me there's only a few people here with imaginations! (clean or woodied) Let's here it from the rest of you folks out there!
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:09 pm

DBeaSSt wrote:
Okay, let's keep this on topic. Top 5 list submissions only please. Wink

I will add, let's do try to keep the entries "clean". Remember, guys aren't the only ones who wear these shirts.

*sigh*,.. here we go,..

don't print any idea on the "T" shirt you don't like,. but don't censor the fun here,.
jeeez,.oops!! sorry i forgot little johnny (age 4,.. might be learning to read from this very forum,.)

nick

"T" shirt to church?? hallelujah!
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:07 pm

I still like the I love BBW idea for the double entandre, but here are a couple

10. Never be late to Bingo again
9. When the whole soccer team needs to go 130 mph
8. You can fit a washing machine inside (ask my how I know)
7. You are invisible to cops, especially when sporting wood.
6. To piss off your neighbors with a yard full of 'em
5. You can always live in when your wife throws you out.
4. 26 MPG at 80 MPH and haul an entire drum set
3. Can hold at least four longboards and lock all the doors.
2. Can you say Burnt rubber Smile?

And the number one reason to own a B-body wagon

1. You are a trendsetter not a trendy.
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:28 pm

Thank You Sprocket! I was beginning to think me and Phantom were the only ones with enough ADD to have any imagination around here! I especially liked #9, 7 and 5.


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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:24 pm

wagon meat 2010......well done.


my other car is inside.
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:27 am

Here goes one, (Personal experience)

When a guy in a BMW pulls up beside you and laughs, You beat him to the next stoplight by 2 minutes..

He wasn't laughing when he finally caught up and i had slowed down, Kinda looked pissed.. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:37 am

Hey sproket, I did haul an entire drum kit in my wagon!!! 2 22'' bass drums, 4 mounted toms, 2 floor toms, 2 snares and stands, 1 14'' highhat, 4 cymbal stands and a tama king throne.. Still had room for the reat of the band!!!!!! What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:44 am

warwagon7785 wrote:
Hey sproket, I did haul an entire drum kit in my wagon!!! 2 22'' bass drums, 4 mounted toms, 2 floor toms, 2 snares and stands, 1 14'' highhat, 4 cymbal stands and a tama king throne.. Still had room for the reat of the band!!!!!! What a Face
I hauled a full set to NC and back for a buddy who was flying to the event. Had the set and all my stuff and family in the car too Smile
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:59 am

It's insane what you can haul in these cars!!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:32 pm

"Wagons were made to haul things. Ass is one of the things it hauls!"
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:17 pm

Hualing Ass is one thing the old warwagon will do!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:44 pm

Should be "Wagons can haul ass... and damn near anything else."
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:31 pm

(Hauling Ass and the kitchen sink) (Who needs a hotel when you can lay the seat down and have a twin bed) (You know you have a longroof when it's long distance to call the kids in the third seat)
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:54 am

This grocery getter won't let your ice cream melt.......

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Wagon Ebay purchase........$3000
Trailer hitch installed..........$200
Custom exhaust................$400

Look on the Bimmer Captains face when you smoked him at the last light..... Priceless

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or substitute the last line.....

Smoking your tires with 6 kids inside and a camper behind........ Priceless
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:08 pm

"Does this butt make my road look small?"
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:43 pm

I think we have a winner! Smile

I actually laughed out loud on that for reals. Very Happy

Before that, I was just going to suggest "Wagonfest 2K10" for the shirts.
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:55 pm

Stingroo wrote:
Should be "Wagons can haul ass... and damn near anything else."

There's a winner!
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:33 am

Bewber wrote:
"Does this butt make my road look small?"

Legendary. afro
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:28 pm

Haha - thanks guys.

Let's also not forget that "Coupes are for chickens" Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:38 pm

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Haha - thanks guys.

Let's also not forget that "Coupes are for chickens" Very Happy

Which is still on the back of a certain white Caprice. Wink

Come on guys, let's get some more top five lists here! Shirt preparation will begin soon!
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:13 pm

DBeaSSt wrote:
Bewber wrote:
Haha - thanks guys.

Let's also not forget that "Coupes are for chickens" Very Happy

Which is still on the back of a certain white Caprice. Wink


and a certain MAB WB4
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:55 pm

Dynosoar sighting
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:49 pm

Lorne, I'm going to get a license plate frame with "My other car is inside."
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:42 pm

"Heart of a Vette, soul of a family man / couch potato."
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:41 am

Ruphraxe wrote:
Lorne, I'm going to get a license plate frame with "My other car is inside."

In the same line Lorne should get one that reads "Marge on board"
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:30 pm

Okay folks. Deadline for submissions is April 1 (and no I'm not fooling.)

So get those lists posted. April 1 I will lock this thread and post the winning entries. Now I just have to figure out how to fit all this on the shirt!
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:26 pm

"What can your truck or SUV do that my wagon can't? I can think of a few things that mine can do that yours can't!"
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:49 pm

Here's one more we've missed


"The answer to: WWJD - what would Jesus Drive? (Sorry Judas, it only seats eight)"
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:35 am

You can bring seven of your friends, but only one can bring a drink. (gotta love the seating for 8, cup holders for 1 in the caprice wagons)

"This Woody has balls!" (quote from my wife on our first date when she rode in the wagon for the first time)
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PostSubject: Tee Shirt Input   Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:38 pm

A few one liners for consideration– was redirected from ImpalaSS Forum – didn’t know about this site – good forum

1. This big wagon will look a lot smaller in a few seconds
2. Life begins at 140 MPH
3. LT1 power means never having to say you’re sorry
4. This car eats BMW 740i’s for lunch
5. The look on the face of the Mustang GT driver I just blew away: priceless
6. Minivan? I don’t need no stinking minivan
7. Warning: You’re looking at a size XXXL musclecar –mess with me at your own peril
8. Bred by Corvettes, Trans Ams , Z-28’s and the police car that caught you in the curves
9. Smile – you’re about to be blown away by this Big Bad Boy
10. That sound you hear is smoking tires
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:14 am

I'm liking number 6 and eight in particular.

You're right, I don't need no stinking minivan....

I just need a back window that releases consistently. Otherwise that area might as well be a crawl space under the family room.
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:03 am

Thanks for the last minute posts. Thread locked, winners to be announced soon!
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PostSubject: Re: 2010 WagonFest T-shirt Top Ten list contest.   Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:33 am

After much deliberation, head scratching and chuckling, we have our 'top five' list for the WF10 shirts!

First of all, thanks to everyone for lots of great entries. Some of the really great ones, such as Roberts inaugural entry, were just too long. It was quite tough to narrow this down to just five.

Here they are, order to be determined.

Why buy a cooler when you can carry the whole fridge! - lakeffect
Corvette with love handles - 200OZ
My other car is inside - lornejay
Does this butt make my road look small? - Bewbz
You can always live in it when your wife throws you out. - sprocket

Congratulations to the winners (listed after the winning entry)! Winners, contact me via email or PM for info on your free shirt.
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