Anyone know where the link is for the funny wagon slogans?

I actually posted this way back when I joined but can't find it. I have a display board for my wagon that shows before and after pics and has some original Roady magazine ads, and I want to print out that funny list and put it on there for the show tomorrow.

Remember the list....

I've got an 18-foot-long woody and I'm telling everyone

ect?

Where is it??

-Mike

Thanks!

Hahahaha

Save the Whales!

Who needs Viagra when you've got a a 20 ft long woodie!

My girlfriend says she likes it when I drive my woodie home.


Top 5 reasons to want a GM b-body wagon:

5 - My kids from all three marriages fit inside.

4 - When all the gasoline is gone, I can still be buried in it.

3 - My woodie lasts more than four hours, and I'm telling everybody.

2 - Why buy a cooler when you can carry the whole fridge!

1 - My wife refuses to be seen in it.


Reasons Why I like my LT1 wagon:

- Never be late to Bingo again
- When the whole soccer team needs to go 130 mph
- You can fit a washing machine inside (ask my how I know)
- You are invisible to cops, especially when sporting wood.
- You can always live in when your wife throws you out.
- 26 MPG at 80 MPH and haul an entire drum set!!
- Can hold at least four longboards and still lock all the doors.

-My other car is inside.
-You'd be big too, if you had HEMI for breakfast
- Corvette with love handles"
and the best one.....
-"Does this butt make my road look small?"

Wagon Ebay purchase........$3000
Trailer hitch installed..........$200
Custom exhaust................$400
Smoking your tires with 6 kids inside and a camper behind........ Priceless


1. This big wagon will look a lot smaller in a few seconds
2. Life begins at 140 MPH
3. LT1 power means never having to say you're sorry
4. This car eats BMW 740i's for lunch
5. The look on the face of the Mustang GT driver I just blew away: priceless
6. Minivan? I don't need no stinking minivan
7. Warning: You're looking at a size XXXL musclecar –mess with me at your own
peril
8. Bred by Corvettes, Trans Ams , Z-28's and the police car that caught you in
the curves
9. Smile – you're about to be blown away by my Woodie
10. Providing CO2 for 8 million trees, one tankful at a time.

Top 5 reasons to want a GM b-body wagon:

5 - My kids from all three marriages fit inside.

4 - When all the gasoline is gone, I can still be buried in it.

3 - My woodie lasts more than four hours, and I'm telling everybody.

2 - Why buy a cooler when you can carry the whole fridge!

1 - My wife refuses to be seen in it.


# 5 and # 1 are both 100% true for me.

My wife didn't like the wagon at all when I bought it, but is has grown on her. I still don't believe I could talk her into a second one (although there is one for sale up the road).