The Birds!!!!

So I normally park under some select shade trees at my work to help fend off the brutal Texas uv rays. I regularly vacuum the acorns and leaves from my cowl and luggage area as well as wash off the occasional bird defecation..... Today was different though. I have a reputation at my workplace as being a "car-guy" and generally pretty neat. One of my coworkers approached me today to ask what had happened to my car. I looked at him slightly puzzled and replied that I was unaware that anything had happened. Then he said that I really needed to go take a look. I was shocked by how much bird crap had been applied to the car! It looked as though the birds had used the body as a blank canvas to create some abstract fecal masterpiece. I actually snickered and thought "I guess I know what tonight's project will be!"

Reminds me of the damn Grackle flocks we have here in Austin.   They seem to flock to the Wal-Mart or HEB grocery store parking lots, and they make a HELL of a mess!

Sharp car by the way! Glad to see more Texans on here.

Happy Washing!

-Mike

We get those massive flocks in Houston as well. I've fortunately never been a victim, but I've seen some craptacular poop art even worse that yours.

So...when's Texas Wagonfest??  Got mine and three other friends with nice Roadmasters here in and around Austin.  

We have huge flocks of Dump Gulls (inland seasgulls) around this area.  Spook up a well-fed flock of those in a parking lot, and you will be rewarded by getting a few gallons of Raunch Dressing dropped on your vehicle.

what a load of sh1t

81X11 wrote:

So...when's Texas Wagonfest??  Got mine and three other friends with nice Roadmasters here in and around Austin.  

Maybe a meetup in Brenham? I'd bring a Roadmaster and I could probably talk my son into bringing his Panther wagon, if we aren't limiting it to GM-only.