tim is out of hand

i know alot of you have seen 1st hand tim washing his wagon in your driveway and even more have seen pics of this. now he is getting into child labor he came to my house and wanted to wash his car but was to lazy to do it and made my youngest son nicholas clean his car. when will it end

You fell into Tims trap that he cleverly sets at your own house.Your son was merely a bonus
detailer to Tim.

Hello Im Ian Craig,
speaking on behalf of the Wagoners Against Swink Hosing or W.A.S.H
many of us have seen it... a seemingly innocent DGGM Roadmaster appears in the driveway, you and the kids go out to see this sight. you stare perplexedly at it, the kids want to pet its green-grey steel skin. then out steps a guy with buddy holly glasses and a goatee. and before you know it, you are bringing a soapy bucket and hose to the strange man. He tells you stories of a shed full of parts for sale and a mythical junkyard full of B Bodies. Then...as quick as he appeared, he is gone. leaving you holding a hose and a wet driveway. next thing you know you are trying to scrape the vinyl off your trim so you can polish it and cutting holes in your floor for a center console.

this is why we are asking you, if you can, consider joining with W.A.S.H today. together we can make a difference. Thank you!

a1awind wrote:

Hello Im Ian Craig,
speaking on behalf of the Wagoners Against Swink Hosing or W.A.S.H
many of us have seen it... a seemingly innocent DGGM Roadmaster appears in the driveway, you and the kids go out to see this sight. you stare perplexedly at it, the kids want to pet its green-grey steel skin. then out steps a guy with buddy holly glasses and a goatee. and before you know it, you are bringing a soapy bucket and hose to the strange man. He tells you stories of a shed full of parts for sale and a mythical junkyard full of B Bodies. Then...as quick as he appeared, he is gone. leaving you holding a hose and a wet driveway. next thing you know you are trying to scrape the vinyl off your trim so you can polish it and cutting holes in your floor for a center console.

this is why we are asking you, if you can, consider joining with W.A.S.H today. together we can make a difference. Thank you!

^ Post of the year.

Last time I stopped at his house, I was secretly hoping he'd wash MY car (you know, like reverse psychology?). But he didn't even wash HIS car... I was bummed.

Just Say NO !
Hide The Hose
And Lastly
SHOES MANDATORY!

MY CAR IS DIRTY!!!!! DRIVEWAYS BE WARE!!!!!

ian that was great of you to stand up for the rights of the children. for a small donation we all can STOP the abuse of children on the east coast. it is slowly spreading down east coast i have had reports as far down as FLA.

Put the kids to work! You know I do!

I cant prove it but I recently found my hose out by the driveway and a huge wet spot.
I am not naming names but they didnt even turn off the water.

I never washed my car in Florida, at least at someone's house........

Although Georgia did not get away from me!!!!!

I DON"T HAVE YOUR ADDRESS, man was that house a good guess!!!

LOL

What kind of hard guess was that,there are 2 B body wagons in the driveway.You didnt need
an address when something that big is in the drive.

Hide yo kids, hide yo cars,
And hide yo hoses, 'cause he's washin' err-wagon out here.

Wanted Poster Reads
Older White Male
Prefers to Go Barefooted
Ignores Water Use Restrictions
Uses Too Much Of Your Soap
Wont Roll Up Hose
Prefers Using Your Towels
Above Towels Disappear

I can happily say, that Tim did NOT use my driveway to wash his car (although I'm betting the Condo where he stayed didn't get off so easy). In fact Tim didn't even want to come see the corral of wagons at my house. I think it had to do with appeazin' the women folk he dragged along on his parts gathering adventure....

So figuring Tim's wagon was within about half a mile from my house and didn't get washed make me a charter member of W.A.S.H.??
I fashioned a chapeau....

If I had known I was that close....... I really messed up!!!! There is always next time!!! Is Sprocket in the phone book??

BigBlackBeaSSt wrote:

If I had known I was that close....... I really messed up!!!! There is always next time!!! Is Sprocket in the phone book??

2 stop signs away actually....It's in the yellow pages under private car wash

OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH........ A PRIVATE CAR WASH...... LOVE BUGS LOOK OUT!!!!

Tim's not all bad.... He taught my middle son, Josiah how to use the Porter Cable polisher on my wagon the day after WF'10. The kid did a pretty good job.

Mike

sprocket you got off lucky tim did not want to take the 2 tons of stuff of his roof. if you look at pics it would have taken a couple hrs. tim is a b body parts hoarder and thought all his parts (gold) would disappear. he says he does not have a problem but we all know different

I have warped your son!!!!

Tim is out of joint -- O cursed spite
That I was ever born to set it right!





Well, that's what I thought of.

Nick Danger wrote:

Tim is out of joints -- O cursed spite

No herb left,. ???
nick

The sweat shop is under way.............



A couple of more kids, and I will be in full production..... "Detailed with Free Labor"

Missed a spot. Fire them.

I cut their pay.....

BigBlackBeaSSt wrote:

I cut their pay.....

Good! No supper either

you don't fire slaves,.

phantom 309 wrote:

you don't fire slaves,.

Daang. Is it bad I was thinking the same thing.


At least they get a Gatorade.

That's Tim's Gatorade. He uses it to torment them and make them know his superiority through better hydration.



He simply put it on the floor to wield the camera more effectively.

They are wise to my plan....

You think john put in his riv console!! Ha!

These kids are amazing!

HA!!

Driveway looks dry Tim, no wash for the wagon today

I think John has banned me from washing it in his driveway.............

Didn't they have to ride on those seats strapped to the roof on the way back from FL when you ran out of room on the inside from all the parts you picked up?

tim kept telling the kids how cold and frosty his drink was. just so wrong

The worst of it is that they are NOT MY KIDS!!! Thanks for the loaner John.............