help name glass cleaner.

I have been playing with formulations for my glass cleaner, and I think I've got it. This stuff ROCKS!!! Even in direct sunlight. Made of the safest stuff on the planet... if you have kids, EVERY ingredient has touched your child before their first birthday.

I will start bottling it on Monday, but my printer needs the name of this stuff so he can print the labels.

SO, I need help with naming my glass cleaner.

What it does:

removes stuff stuck on the glass (including nicotine)
dries fast and absolutely streak free
tint safe
smells "clean" (not like chemicals)
Comes in a cool green color
Absolutely environmentally safe and biodegradable.

What it does NOT do:

make you handsome
relieves erectile dysfunction
freshen breath
substitute for your roux

So far I have been stuck on "Besdam" glass cleaner

If you post a better name (and I use it) you'll get a free 16 oz bottle of this stuff.

I will stop taking suggestions on Monday.

TAI

Robert

Green Guard Glass Cleaner

Green Clean Glass Cleaner

clean N green
Glass Act
Clean screen


Chinese name:
SUPER ACTION FAST CLEAN GLASS YA

i'll come back with more!

if you can say, whats a main ingredient in it?

Benn, main ingredient is distilled water

With Envy

"STILL WATER"

Dick

Krzdimond wrote:

Benn, main ingredient is distilled water

"Distilla the nicotine stain killa!"

"MOSTLY WATER"
"GOOD WATER"
"H2O PLUS"

ALL glass cleaners are mostly water. Windex is 98%water. Invisible Glass is 92% water. Mine is 75%

LOL a glass cleaner called mostly water....

So far I like the "Glass Act" "Envy" (but for a cleaner wax), and "Besdam"

Krzdimond wrote:

ALL glass cleaners are mostly water. Windex is 98%water. Invisible Glass is 92% water. Mine is 75%

LOL a glass cleaner called mostly water....

So far I like the "Glass Act" "Envy" (but for a cleaner wax), and "Besdam"

There is a company called Besdam: AMC Gourmet Foods, Inc., and BesDam Soups were created in the Spring of 2005 by Ed Covino; a professional chef and hotel manager.

Probably could not sell something called mostly water. The customer would assume it is no better than plane water.

I'll keep trying.

Dick

No Streak
Greener Cleaner

Shine Bright Like a Dimond

Never Bested
Thoroughly Tested
Natures "Gentle Clean" would be my choice!

KRZ clean glass (crazy clean glass?)
clearview
clearx
brightside
Shine on
Green crystal
Emerald shine



streak off shine on

Crystalline

Crystal Clean

Krzdimond wrote:

smells "clean" (not like chemicals)
Comes in a cool green color
Absolutely environmentally safe and biodegradable.

I believe you've just invented Simple Green!

I wouldn't spray simple green on an infant......

This stuff you can...

Krazy clean (TM) is already taken as an all purpose cleaner.

Clearview is a local cleaning company here in Savannah

Clean Screen is used as a plasma tv screen cleaning fluid.

like wd 40, how many tries before you got it right??

GC 12

nick

Eco Clean
Bio Clean

"Shine on krzy kleen"

DimondClean

DimondShine

DimondKleer

Magic (now with PFM!)

Artic Clear
Artic Clean

PFM? Pink Flod Music?

Krzdimond wrote:

PFM? Pink Flod Music?

Pure F*cking Magic

We use that term a lot at work. "How does that work? PFM."

I assumed it was more widespread.

Naturally Clear

Safety Green
Clean Grean

Mean Green Safety Clean! lol

Dr Rob's glass cleaner

toomanytoyz wrote:

Krzdimond wrote:

PFM? Pink Flod Music?

Pure F*cking Magic

We use that term a lot at work. "How does that work? PFM."

I assumed it was more widespread.

I brought this up to a co-worker today and he hit on the PFM right away. He said that I HAD to put it in there somewhere, he said I should call it "Pure F'ing Magic Glass Cleaner." lol

"With a touch of PFM" or "More than TWICE the PFM of other glass cleaners".

MagiClean

MagiClear

toomanytoyz wrote:

Pure F*cking Magic

We use that term a lot at work. "How does that work? PFM."

I assumed it was more widespread.

Definitely a common saying at work.

Krzdimond wrote:

toomanytoyz wrote:

Krzdimond wrote:

PFM? Pink Flod Music?

Pure F*cking Magic

We use that term a lot at work. "How does that work? PFM."

I assumed it was more widespread.

I brought this up to a co-worker today and he hit on the PFM right away. He said that I HAD to put it in there somewhere, he said I should call it "Pure F'ing Magic Glass Cleaner." lol

"With a touch of PFM" or "More than TWICE the PFM of other glass cleaners".

Awesome. That's kinda what I was hinting at.

Customer: "So what do you use to get that glass so clean and smell so nice?"

You: "Magic"

Customer: "No, seriously... How do you do it?"

You: "Pure F'ing Magic. Trademarked. It's my home brewed glass cleaner. 100% PFM. Want to buy a bottle?"

Customer: "Oh HELL yes! Tell me it says that on the label!"

You: *Smiling all the way to the bank*

NOTHING final, just playing around between final exams.....

Clearing the pallet, so to speak.

Pure F’ing Magic Glass Cleaner

Professional detailers know watered down “off the shelf” household glass cleaners can’t match strength against hard to remove road grit and grime. Superior Finish’s Pure F’ing Magic glass cleaner is tough enough to tackle the road grime, bug splat, smoker’s film, and interior glare, all without a single streak or residue left behind. Pure F'ing Magic will not streak, even in direct sunlight. Contains 100% PFM diluted down just enough so you can spray it and it’s window tint safe.

It's after midnight and I still have a test to go.........

Opinions on the copy?

I'd pull back on the name a bit, maybe "PFM Glass Cleaner"

Otherwise, I like the copy.

Oh Daym I missed the deadline....teach me to stay off the net all weekend.

I do like PFM glass cleaner.

Was going to suggest
Rub it Out Roberts Glass cleaner

Printer said that due to the ST. Patty's day this upcoming weekend (HUGE
deal here in Savannah), he is WAY behind and cannot get my labels
loaded before Friday. So I still have time.

So far I'm looking at:

Besdam
Glass Act
GC6
PFM
Magic
Magiclear

Any preferences on these?

The real question is, does it really matter what it's called? Would the name make, or prevent you from purchasing?

Glass Act.


It amuses me.

A bad name won't hurt it, but a good, catchy, or fun name can only help.

If you saw some BBQ Sauce called "Slap yo' Grandma!" could you pass it up on the shelf? Juss sayin.

Pork Chops o' Chunky. Taste so good make you wanna slap yo momma.

I fired my printer and now have another that promises "in house" printing on vinyl instead of having to order stock.

this is what is going to the printer tomorrow....


PFM Glass Cleaner

Professional detailers know watered down “off the shelf”
household glass cleaners can’t match strength against hard to remove road grit
and grime. Superior Finish’s PFM glass cleaner is tough enough to tackle the
road grime, bug splat, smoker’s film, and interior glare, all without a single
streak or residue left behind. PFM Glass Cleaner will not streak, even in
direct sunlight. Contains 100% PFM diluted down just enough so you can spray it
and it is 100% window tint safe. If it is clear plastic or glass, Superior
Finish PFM Glass cleaner can clean it.


Can be diluted 50/50 with distilled water.



Bill, PM me your address and I'll send you a bottle to try out.

Can I use PFM to clean window tint?

Ha ha ha! I can't believe you went with it. That's Awesome, Robert! You got pm.

Nick Danger wrote:

Can I use PFM to clean window tint?

Absolutely PFM is tint safe.

Superior Finish wrote:

Nick Danger wrote:

Can I use PFM to clean window tint?

Absolutely PFM is tint safe.

How?


It's PFM, that's how!

Hey, thanks for the sample you sent with my last order.....I have used it a good bit and can honestly say it's pretty good stuff. Can't beat it for the price too.

Look for another order soon of Carwash and a larger bottle of PFM!

Chris