Great read. This will actually help me be a better parent this week than I was last week.
Just last week, my oldest - knowing he was being antagonizing asked me, "So, why would anybody even make station wagons in the first place?"
Because I didn't have THOSE facts, I reverted to "Are you kidding me? Why make wagons? Bite your tongue, you turd! The real question that needs to be asked is why they'd bother to make anything BUT wagons!"
He just smiled and kept pressing his luck - since we were in my cavalier wagon he replied, "Ok, so I get that a big wagon can haul stuff, but why bother to make such a little weenie wagon like this. This thing barely hauls US!"
To which I rattled off the huge list of things I'd hauled in it, including a transmission, and I made the mistake of bragging that the car hauled so much stuff in the back end on one trip, that it was dang near doing a wheelie.
His responce - "Almost a wheelie, huh? ......... Good thing it had YOU sitting at the front!"
Ahhhh, good times.